Greg Moen

someone who is grey headed and fragile

dont be a greg moen

by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018

Gregged

The process of going way beyond your limits i.e. 2 standard drinks

"Did you see Fred last night?"
"Dude he was so gregged after those 2 IXPs"

by Sea_Sick March 25, 2019

Greg Shore

ya mar

Greg shore smokes barrrreeee weed init

by StenShore February 3, 2022

Greg R

The state of being so awesome you need to hide out as Daryl McCalvin and play Snapchat and WePlay

Greg R is what I identify as

by Greg Rp May 2, 2025

one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.

Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023

Gregging

To Greg is to take a long time to do something.

Phil was really Gregging in a game of Mole Patrol

by Swildo January 6, 2021

Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”

Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”

by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023