by Laura Orso May 23, 2008
Get the fat free mug.Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011
Get the Free Bearding mug.An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
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Get the Gerber-free mug.A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....
Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!
by $ie July 16, 2008
Get the Free Donges mug.The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 30, 2011
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