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mouse man

Where you get a tube and a bunch of lube and stick a live mouse in the tube and stick the tube up your asshole. Remove the tube and let the mouse wiggle inside your anus until it dies.
by Urmom163827369 December 5, 2013
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blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.
"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"
by JB July 19, 2003
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Mouse Nack

Shoving a computer mouse up a vagina. In order to achieve sexual pleasures and orgasms. While on a computer.
Lady Jane had a Mouse Nack last nite while shopping online.
by George Bulcock June 9, 2007
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modest mouse

a band with lyrics full of ironies and paradoxes such as "night on the sun" , "good times are killing me" however they do have an innovative sound and highly clever lyrics with sweet one liners for those 16 year old bloggers. However they are not indie. at least not anymore. they are signed to Sony Bmg music. they are a main stream band however this isn't to say anything bad about their high quality.
modest mouse is a great band man, I'm kind of sad that their next album will carry more of a commercial anxiety. like float on.
by turgan November 14, 2005
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mickey mouse

A horny mouse that malest childen when their parent's look away.
by mintyhippo October 19, 2010
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Valentine Mouse

A mouse that was made pink on valentines day. it is veyr loving and puts a smile everybodies face. he warms ur heart and soul with his pink wiskers
by drizzle February 14, 2005
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mouse tampon

term for filter tips to be used with hand rolling tobacco

usually used by male smokers who don't roll with filters to mock those that do
yo, man can i have one of your filters, i wana smoke

i don't use those mouse tampons, im a MAN
by gem87 December 9, 2007
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