Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 08, 2015
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Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021
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Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010
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Neela ham

Neela ham is a whore
by Damshunds April 09, 2019
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ham and egged

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.
by Why me two February 23, 2014
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The Ham is on the Table!

1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.

2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
I'm tired of that fool talkin all that shit about me...The ham is on the table!
by Noeliam83 October 04, 2009
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Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
by Urban douche November 29, 2010
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