The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 08, 2015
When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.
Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.
by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.
Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010
by Why me two February 23, 2014
1. A metaphorical statement implying a complete loss of tolerance for a given situation.
2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
2. A statement confirming the beginning or end of any course of action regarding a given situation. (i.e. "It's on now" or "The shit has hit the fan"
by Noeliam83 October 04, 2009
When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
by Urban douche November 29, 2010