When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012
Get the Mustache madnessmug. by Dr. Dr. PhD May 12, 2020
Get the mad legitmug. If a person is planning on attending a banging nightclub in a popular Yorkshire town they become 'Shadz Mad.'
Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
Doing so can result in loss of dignity, the gaining of beer goggles and the sudden ability to dance like Beyonce.
by BIGFELLAHIMSELF January 24, 2011
Get the Shadz Madmug. by Daweigames November 7, 2022
Get the mad unforchmug. guy #1:Dude that guy just went mad lion up in this bitch
guy #2: holy shit lets get out of hear before he embarrasses us
guy #2: holy shit lets get out of hear before he embarrasses us
by runner2578 June 8, 2011
Get the mad lionmug. A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
by someguy37474 November 22, 2009
Get the sleep madnessmug. by Chillaxbro November 16, 2011
Get the Mad tiltmug.