Corporate Cunt 

A football fan who who becomes sucked into the evil, corporate sponsored side of the game. Typical symptoms of a corporate cunt include:
- sitting in the posh seats
- going to pre-match 'hospitality'
- forgetting how to sing, chant and hurl abuse
- eating prawn sandwiches during the game
- being more interested in the bar than the game

"He used to be a proper fan. Since he changed jobs though he's become a right corporate cunt"

Corporate Cunt by Scroogey August 30, 2006

Male Thunder Cunt 

A male thunder cunt is quite similar to that of female. the male thunder cunt is a big gaping ass hole with a smelly unclean small pecker. the gaping hole of ass which is considered quite grotesque, also has the continuous problem of leaking all over the ass hole's pants. the name thunder cunt comes from the definition of which there is a frightening storm inside a womans vagina. The male version of this problem, is the same, only in the rectum. Almost as if something has literally crawled up someone's ass and died.

Caitlin wont make out with a male thunder cunt who hits on her when they are bored.

Male Thunder Cunt by Joelicious Maguire January 27, 2009

Circumcised cunt nation

Egypt. Where 98% of women are circumcised.

Egypt is the circumcised cunt nation.

Circumcised cunt nation by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt 

1. The ultimate comeback, said in rapid succession often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt by BRayLujan July 17, 2010

English Cunt 

1) Forum troll from ye ol' merry England.

2) Finger banger with crooked teeth.

Fuck You Kev you english cunt.

English Cunt by Loosenut September 2, 2008

Boat Cunt

A person who wears ralph lauren polo shirts, tight khaki shorts, and drapes a creme sweater over their shoulders. Usually wears Timberland loafers, looking like a right cunt. Probably called Piers or Tarquin, or, if American, Chet, Todd, Ty or Reynolds.

'Hey look at that chap over there drinking the martini and pretending to be considerably richer than us'.

'Yeah - Boat Cunt.'

'Agreed.'

Boat Cunt by jimiusm September 11, 2006

cold calling cunt 

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

cold calling cunt by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005