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Rack Jack Bandit 

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.
I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.
Rack Jack Bandit by SophiaMane December 29, 2020

Suicidal Jack 

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.
Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?
Suicidal Jack by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021

Cappin' Jack 

Former NBA Player Stephen Jackson telling lies.
Kwame Brown just served Cappin' Jack with Momma's Cooking. Stephen Jackson out there boy, Cappin' Jack.
Cappin' Jack by That Madness August 11, 2021

offhand jack 

An individual that jerks off utilizing their lesser used hand. Term can also be used to describe the action of utilizing one’s off-hand for such.
“Sleepy stranger?” I prefer not to sit on my arm, but I have always been one for an offhand Jack.
offhand jack by The guy666 November 5, 2021

Lumber jack

To jack off in the middle of a forest or lumber yard.
Person 1: I'm going to Home Depot to lumber jack
Person 2: I enjoy the forest
Lumber jack by Shish Kabober February 8, 2022

Jicky jack 

A fake word made up by the stars of “Hot tips with Dave
Country of Origin: Narnia (yeah, the shits made up).
You don’t use it in a sentence . . . It’s not real.

Ex. Jicky jack is not a real word, Dave.
Jicky jack by Qire Wal February 21, 2022