Pants Fucked

When the lady's area isn't ready, so the guy simply fucks her through her pants.

Billy and Susie are making out and things got intimate.

Billy "I want to have sex with you"
Susie "No..."
Billy *takes his pants off and gets a handy from Susie while making out"
Billy "Can i atleast finger you?"
Susie "No, my area isn't really ready"
Billy is too horny so while his dick is out and is getting a handy he acts like he is fucking Susie while she has her pants on. Ending with susie being "Pants Fucked"

by Cap'n N Head March 20, 2011

titty fuck

the act of thrusting your meatsword between your partners mammories. It usually helps if you spit on your partnerschest before commenceing in this act.

i would let you titty fuck me, but my nipples are so hard they could cut diamonds therefore i caution you. I don't want to get sued. maybe next timeeeeee.

by J-rab August 8, 2007

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

tittie fuck

having sex by butting cock between boobs

" Man, john Tittie fucked Sally, and it was SWEET"

by aaronfa97 November 25, 2007

Rat Fuck

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

fuck-wit

A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.

Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"

by capngrumpy November 8, 2005

monkey fucking

A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated

Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight

by philip anselmo March 10, 2007