Fat Monkey 

A term to describe a fat man who is not handsome at all, ugly and have an evil attitude. Love to cheat for money and sabotage people especially his teachers and the leadership council at school. He is the alumni president.

Mr Z***** A***** is a FAT MONKEY!!!

Fat Monkey by Fat Monkey's target of the fatmonkeyness March 20, 2005

dancing monkey 

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

dancing monkey by Martin April 19, 2003

garbage monkey 

A term for the word "shoot" as in the following after a mistake

You drop a glass bowl...GARBAGE MONKEY

garbage monkey by Caro-Zion ELITE January 7, 2003

spider monkey 

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black

ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

spider monkey by white0girl087 July 5, 2006

Crotch Monkey 

A ugly whore.

a vagina looking cunt.
a monkey with a cunt as a face :)

A whore named mariahhhhh!

crotch monkey

Alabama hot pocket

Crotch Monkey by Missbricks December 11, 2009

Monkey Stomp 

To act like a small child, yelling, crying, flailing of arms and legs, and grunting like a stupid chimp.

When Mike's wife told him that she got more satisfaction from their small poodle he began doing the monkey stomp.

Monkey Stomp by Dan October 22, 2003

phone monkey 

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

phone monkey by D. Gould December 28, 2005