Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
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Get the Muddy Armadillo mug.The Shed Side Army is the ultras for the biggest club in Louth, Dundalk FC. They are very passionate about the club and love following them everywhere. They put on top notch displays for big matches.
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Get the Under Armour mug.AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
Get the AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) mug.The Dark Army is a term referring to all or a large group of black people. Although there isn't a white army or a Mexican Army, the Dark Army is the most powerful and should not be messed with. If you're not part of it, you can either support it or not support it, however, if you don't support it you will become an enemy.
Oh no, the Dark Army is going to jump us!
Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!
I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
Who are those guys?
They're the Dark Army, of course!
I do not support the Dark Army.
You don't support black people???
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