Dick About To Explode 

Nick who sucked Chanels tits but didn't get laid.

Nick: "Man I was sucking her tits on the dancefloor! Now she is gone..."
Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!

Dick About To Explode by Bababushadada December 9, 2008

dick wipe 

A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...

''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE

dick wipe by James Foxhall May 13, 2005

dick splash 

when a guy splashes his urine or cum (sperm/semen) over something.

"Oh Dude! My Porn Magazine covered in your dick splash"

dick splash by Dude123 September 8, 2007

dick-shit 

An insult.

Extra great because not only is it insulting but the thought of doing one is extremely painful.

Yeah, well done you dick-shit.

dick-shit by Lukeye September 25, 2006

dick chisel 

a metal tool with a sharp beveled edge that is used to etch intricate carvings into the shaft of a dick.

Honey, I'm going out to the shed to sharpen my dick chisel.

dick chisel by Clem Blarstenfarge April 29, 2003

Dick-suck

A complete loser who's entire existence is as sad as waking up with a dick on the chin.

That valet is a total dick-suck. He can't even drive an automatic.

Dick-suck by Joe Tellenbauer November 7, 2003

Dick Cutter 

A person with no life who cuts marks in their balls, these people are mostly found on MMORPGs.

Roy:"That Dick Cutter cut stars on his ballsack."
Bob:"Wow hes such a fag."

Dick Cutter by Azuku April 16, 2005