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Throwing Dick

The act of throwing dick is trying to hook up with who ever you can. While fishing you throw a line to catch whatever fish you can, at the club you throw dick for the same effect.
"Brodie has hit on every girl in the bar tonight, he's throwing dick again."
by The Dick Thrower October 5, 2019
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Dick Wig

My girlfriend sheds so much hair, I have dick wigs on the regular.
by Nipnips4 May 18, 2018
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dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"
by Amunis_X April 10, 2017
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brig-dick

A very small penis on a big muscular dude.
Jane: "how was sex with that hottie you met at the gym last night?"

Jessica: "Ugh- he had such a brig-dick! I couldn't feel a thing!"
Jane: "damn, what a shame! i hate brig-dicks! They always confuse the fuck out of me- like how are you so big and muscular and then your dick is the size of a toddlers?!"
by JaneJessica May 19, 2017
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Pizza dick

When you eat a pie plus and you can't get your dick up.
I'm sorry I'm flaccid, I ate too much pizza and now I have pizza dick.
by Rebeli May 26, 2016
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Elevator dick

When a girl goes up and down while giving a traditional blow job, and humming elevator music.

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Hey buddy! Last night tanesha went down on me and gave me elevator dick. Now I get a boner everytime I go in an elevator.
by Proud Champ April 20, 2016
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Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.
I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.
by dimdumjim August 31, 2016
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