dick-shit

someone who does something really stupid

i cannot beleive you did that you dick-shit

by clarkeyboy June 16, 2005

dick-shit

An insult.

Extra great because not only is it insulting but the thought of doing one is extremely painful.

Yeah, well done you dick-shit.

by Lukeye September 25, 2006

dick-shit

the process of rubbing your dick in shit

Man I love to dick-shit

by billy bob boomer March 31, 2003

dick-shit

When someone is having anal intercourse and pieces of fecal matter become present in the male organ's urethra. When the man ejaculates the cum is a brownish sludge, and this is the dick-shit.

When Ben was nailing Courtney in her butt last night, he ended up with poop in his penis and when he came he dick-shitted all over her mouth.

by redrobbins July 24, 2010

Dick-shit

When your lost between calling someone a "dickhead" or "piece of shit" you blurt "dick-shit".

B1- your such a fake.
B2- yeah? Well your a dick-shit..

by Cherry-Ninjaa. July 21, 2014

Dick Shit

When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.

After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.

by Seamypick February 8, 2015

dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006