FBM (full monkey mode)

when PRadhan Das is in his natural Habitat

he went FBM (full monkey mode)

by DamSAm March 26, 2019

The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.

My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?

by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 03, 2009

milking the spunk monkey

masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick

Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.

by PHiLTHY WiLDHEART July 22, 2008

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh August 28, 2005

Ape shit banana cuckoo monkey

When someone goes absolutely nuts for something.

Max went ape shit banana cuckoo monkey for some pizza rolls.

by Cordum March 30, 2020

even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013