Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

we fucking rule

something that geriatrics say to relate to the younger generation

“We fucking rule” , Dad, no one says that. This is the most geriatric thing you’ve ever said

by CFF&JAS September 15, 2025

Rowe's Rule

"If you don't know, don't babble."

Please observe Rowe's Rule to avoid wasting everybody's time.

by Ed Cox October 21, 2025

kaya and riley

husbands

kaya and riley are husbands

by dontworryinit November 1, 2025

The Rolling Start Rule

The Rolling Start Rule TRSR is a rule for No Nut November. The rule allows you to roll into No Nut November NNN a bit late if you celebrated Halloween the night before. There just isnt enough time between Halloween (October 31st) and No Nut November (November 1st). Most people who spent all night enjoying the BEST HOLIDAY all year (Halloween) have been out partying, trickortreating, or doing some other holiday stuff all night. But if you dont get home until past midnight the regular No Nut November rule can be a problem because it says you cant nut past 12:00 midnight at the start of November 1st. That incorrect rule directly conflicts hardcore Halloween enjoyers who also would like to compete in No Nut November. So The Rolling Start Rule was created to give Halloween enjoyers a bit more leniency. According to this rule YOU ARE allowed to cleanse your urges and desire once more before starting the long grind of No Nut November. This rule was ideally made to be used in the brief period of time between getting home past midnight on the night of Halloween and before you go to sleep. Then you can do it one last time before starting the true No Nut November. But if you want to be very generous it could go as long as 11:59 PM the night before November 2nd. That's the ABSOLUTE latest time you get to use The Rolling Start Rule. Dont be greedy! This rule is not meant for cheaters of No Nut November. Its meant to help Halloween enjoyers out. So use The Rolling Start Rule wisely people.

The Rolling Start Rule is an official rule of No Nut November. It's legal.

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 2, 2025

Three screenshot rule

If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:

1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.

She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.

“When he sent that ‘get home safe’ text, she applied the Three Screenshot Rule within 8 seconds.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025