you got no jams

A very terrible insult. If you have no jams, on a scale of Jimin to Namjoon, you are Jimin.

Jimin, you got no jams.

*gasp*

you got no jams by BinguMarmar August 18, 2014

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golnoosh

golnoosh is the cutest girl you can meet in your whole life. she is kindest and prettiest. once you met her you will understand a magical feeling that you fall in love with her. she is complete and perfect in everything.

golnoosh is hottest and she is mine.

golnoosh by noonoolovesyou August 17, 2018

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Golden plunger

Using your morning wood to pierce the crust of your ho-bag's unwashed vag, and then flushing out the left over jizz with last night's Budweiser.

Dude 1: Seriously dude...you slept with Stinky Sally last night? You musta been krunk!
Dude 2: Yah, bro. We both passed out afterwards. I even gave her a golden plunger this morning and did her in the wet spot.

Golden plunger by BongJuice April 11, 2020

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Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015