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Life

Ok. Im Lazee and am like... not very good at spelling so heer iz my few definitions of the thing that 1 ov my friends hate. Firstly, Its a state ov mind that iz alot ez-r 2 handl wen u dont kare!!! Nextly, Meaninglessness in the mind of those who A) stalk G-friend/B-friend B) Hate Being in the world but are not krazee enuff 2 kill own selvs or C) thoze hoo r dead inside. Lastly and most importantly, A disease that iz bestowed on u by the action of birth and hooz only cure iz to die after a hard and sad life.
Life=death while Death=life
by enemyofsociety13 June 14, 2009
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Life

A useless part in this dead planet
by JTHarris December 20, 2019
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The answer to life the universe and everything

The answer to life the universe and everything is...
You're really not going to like it 42
by Arthur dent,,,,,, April 15, 2022
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Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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LOOK AT MY LIFE

A self obsessed person who constantly posts everything in their lives on social media.
That new girl at the gym annoys me, she's a "LOOK AT MY LIFE".
by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
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Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?
Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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Life

A non-existing object that most people believe they can get on ebay don't have and need to get.
Life not avaiable on ebay for a good price so don't try to buy one
by $t3v3() December 30, 2010
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