fat boy penis
When a fat man lift's up his stomach,starts intercourse (preferably doggystyle),then drop the belly on them
fat boy penis by yung briz August 25, 2008
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gropin my penis
Me: Hey trebek i slept with ya motha last night.
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
You: You have to let go of the pickle to play the game.
Trebek: Of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
Me: I garfunkeled ya motha last night trebek while she was gropin my penis
gropin my penis by let go of the pickel May 17, 2010
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Giant Penis
Giant Penis by redlightyes April 19, 2009
non-penis
Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"
You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"
Dad: "Perfect!"
Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"
You and Dad: "Me!"
You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"
Dad: "Perfect!"
Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"
You and Dad: "Me!"
non-penis by philadave69 May 17, 2009
dead penis
Noun:
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
A term used for some poor son of a bitch who finds out that his really hot girlfriend he has been showing off to his friends and family for the last 3 months is in fact a shemale.
Verb:
Dead penising
A guy who decides to screw his 'girlfriend' anyway after finding out she is in fact a shemale because he realizes that his whole fucking life is over anyway and he might as well get what he can. Usually followed by self castration while listening to some really shitty emo music.
Hey, what happened to Wally?
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
Hey man, leave him alone...he's just a dead penis now.
Poor bastard! By the blood coming from his groinal area, seems like he did some dead penising.
dead penis by Kronen V May 6, 2010
french penis
french penis by leenda123 July 19, 2014