Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Penis Brah

A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.

Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.

by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it

Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper

by BigbeanOddSky September 21, 2019

Penis

It is the scoop, or the the word of the day, typically said before crashing a motor bike.

"Hey, what's the scoop?"
"Penis"

by RememberTheAmibo September 23, 2019