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national hug a short friend day 

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug
hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day 

be flirty about it. it's national give a friend a hand job day. gay, bi, str8, give them one until they bloww. and if they say no show them this, they have to let you single or not. have a cummy time and good luck!!
National Give A Friend A Hand Job Day do it or elce

Drop a friend October 

Literally, every single person can relate to wanting to drop their toxic friends right around October for 2 reasons:
1) School started and you gave them a month to redeem themselves
2) They didn't redeem themselves and their time is up
Drop a friend October is not even planned either. It ALWAYS just happens naturally and it is because October is such a good month, that we can't let these toxic people ruin it.
Example:

Linda: Jaime keeps kissing my boyfriend behind my back and I'm sick of it.
Tina: Omg good thing it's drop a friend October. Literally, just forget about her.
Linda: OMG YES! I totally forgot. I think its time to move on from Jaime. And my boyfriend.

Bully your friend Alex day 

Bully your friend named Alex on October the 30th
Oh it’s October the 30th! It’s bully your friend Alex day!”

Fuck your friend day 

November 5th is national fuck your friend day. On this day your friend can't say no to having gay sex with you
Hey friend, did you know it's fuck your friend day

I guess that means I'll have to have hard gay sex with you

National fuck your best friend day 

Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!