Cum crystal

Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.

I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!

Or

I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.

by DeetleBug August 10, 2024

Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say

Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit

by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019

Carolina Cum Shot

The act of ejaculating while a ram’s horn is inserted in your asshole.

He pulled off a Carolina cum shot while being sodomized by the Tarheels mascot.

by Balls1984 January 26, 2022

Cum

A oozy yummy warm white goo created in a man's long hard cock when having sex or masturbating

Bella: Harder daddy!
Ben: I'm gonna cum!!
Bella: Don't pull out!
Ben: OHHUHHHHHAHHHHHHH (CUMS)
Bella:MMMMMMMMMM (moans)
Ben: I'm done phew.
Bella: I want more!
Ben: oh boy..

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

cum hoodie

When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.

The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.

by The Cumzler March 21, 2024

Bee Cum

Bee Cum is a synonymous term for pollen in a flower.

Person 1: *touches flower, and feels something sticky inside of it*
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *snickers* Bee Cum.
*Person 1 and Person 2 begin to laugh uncontrollably*

by That1Memethatneverdies January 8, 2021

Cum

Cum is a white sticky substance made by a males ball-sack when sexually aroused, also called sperm. Cum is used to impregnate a female, but is sometimes swallowed like a drink (Ew).

Sarah: "Are you seriously going to cum in me?"

Alex: "Don't you want to start a family?"

by Markimoooo March 25, 2022