poopy fart face

you are an ugly rat

Person 1: gets killed by person 2
Person 1: continues to call person 2 a poopy fart face

by PixelGMR November 4, 2019

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Reverse fart cup

When you think you are farting on your significant other, but their hand is there and they throw it back at you.

I thought i was farting on her, but she reverse fart cupped me.

by Apeisabitch December 24, 2019

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Lil fart

Lil farts very smart but evil lil farts

You’re a lil fart

by Awesomeguy20032004 January 2, 2020

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You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.

old fart alumni...

by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020

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following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

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