Getting a girl up the ass and right before one is about to cum pull out and put it in here mouth. Upon putting it in her mouth scream, "I like pain" and then have the girl give you some teeth.
Last night I did "The Jack" with Rick's mom and it didn't even hurt this time!
Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.
(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.
When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.
I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.