work my jelly

Using skills or inside information to get something done that would typically be very hard to do.

They said the show is sold out, but I know somebody that is working there. Let me see if I can work my jelly and get us in.

by Kyleon07 May 20, 2019

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fuck my nuggets

people who wish to say "fuck my life" but are actually losers with no life who eat chicken nuggets say this an alternative.

Billy you have a test tomorrow "FUCK MY NUGGETS"

by kenny sucks cock April 18, 2017

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Honk My Bobo

Term given to the act of oral sex in several southern states.

I went out with Carol last night and she said if she could order off the menu at The Sizzler ,she would Honk My Bobo. So no buffet last night!

by Urban humor September 17, 2017

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slap my dick

When you are in a conversation, and start to get upset, just scream "slap my dick" or alternatively, "slap my wiggly dick", to make things better.

Dad: Son, you know all too well you got to get out of the house. You're sixteen, bud, when was the last time you were out there? I know things are rough, and that school is hard and your friends are just a bunch blokes that don't care for you at all. You have potential, kid, you have a heart, and I will be here for you every step of the wa-

Son: Slap my dick, bitch.

by Pamphilos October 7, 2017

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Suck My Yellow

1.
informal
To suck ones yellow.

Used majority of the time in a negative light in a similar way to "Suck my Dick".

For reference, "yellow" has nothing to do with a man's penis.

Some would describe it as a gender neutral equivalent to Suck my Dick but I personally would argue otherwise since it has nothing to do with any reproductive organs.

Anon: "hey man, I disagree with you on a subject matter"
Tob: "oh, that's okay"
Anon: "just kidding, haha"
Tob: "fuck you, suck my yellow"
Anon: "please Tobias, stop this"

by HeHasHair November 18, 2017

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