robot cat dinosaur

bi farr da most DaNk-a-licious animal in the history of the planet splugeburger.

eh...robot cat dinosaur.

by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017

cat pod

When you see your cat/ any cat, in a sphinx position, with their front paws tucked in

Hey babe, check out that cat pod over there.

by Methodical Muse August 18, 2017

grapple cat

Grapple cat is when a cat decides to grab your hand and/or any other thing and attacks whilst still holding on to you/the thing for dear life

1: warning, lily likes to go grapple cat on your hand
2: what is that?
1: she will claw the shit out if your hand while biting it and refusing to let go.

by Z.K.2123 August 22, 2017

car cat

A person who loves to be in a car, and loves to drive pointlessly around all day long just to be seen in the car.

A car cat is usually not the driver of the car. They usually love to listen to music loudly in the car too.

Zee: These girls are just car cats man.
Aki: Yeah they just want to drive around all day with music blasting.

Friend: Lets go for a drive
Driver: To where?
Friend: I don't know
Driver: Ahh you just want to be a car cat!

by LJunior August 21, 2017

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

alley cat mom

a vicious, malicious mother (f***er, but mother in this sense) that cares nothing for her children and only for herself. She constantly neglects her offspring, and always puts herself before anything else (she is her own 'bae').

You are such an alley cat mom, Catherine!

by alleycatmom August 22, 2017

Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018