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North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.
Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting
by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
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happy fappy fun time

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time
by mrbigpapa123456 March 25, 2016
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full time ho

A girl who no matter where she is she is trying to get some D
"Do You think I have a chance with her?"
"Obviously dude she's a full time ho. Anybody has a chance with her"
booty whore thot ho
by Fordlover March 28, 2016
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half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.
"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"
by aru007_avi March 30, 2016
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Time a duggin'

A time when shit's about to go down.
I woke up at 2:00am with my shotgun and said to myself, "Time a duggin'"
by Ryan Blackmanjew March 30, 2016
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