Wook

Chewbacca

as in Han Solo's buddy.

by poster nut bag August 14, 2003

wooker

One who wooks, or one who enjoys wooking.
Also known in Canada as diaper fisher.

Wookie: RGHABABABABAAbababsarharababa RAGGLE FRAGGLE
Person: Fucking wooker

by monkeylx1 January 19, 2008

Wook

Noun, Adj. A person, or thing that is fake, unattractive, or off-brand. Someone that is fake, cocky and cant back it up, a hot head, and just down right ugly. Something that is false branded and priced cheaper then the original brand product.

"Man that girl is so wook!"
"That dude thinks he is hott stuff, to bad he is ugly and cant pull any ladys, WOOK!"

Bro: "I was going so hard in the gym today!"
Me: "Really?"
Bro: "Yea dude i was pumping so hard and bench pressing like 400"
Me: "I sall you struggling to lift 225 with a spotter, your WOOK!"

"Those fake nikes are wook."
"Sweet Wook's, everyone will know there fake jordans."
"That polo is wook."

"Thats one thirsty wook."

Bro: "Dude shes so hot!"
Me: "Naw bro she wooker than miley cyrus's new hair cut."

by FijiTTechTruthTella February 23, 2013

wonkatonk

something outdated or obsolete.

That haircut is so wonkatonk

by Dr. President, Etc. September 26, 2004

wink wonk

Another term for ones valued member, mostly referring to a mans penis, but can also be used to title a loved or valued individual.

If you're lucky, I will show you my wink wonk.

by Recluse2010 February 5, 2010

Wook

A term used by posers in the festival scenes. If this term is used you can guarantee the speaker thinks they're the hottest thing since sliced bread, which is never the case. They're simply judgemental low lives.

Festival poser, "he's such a wook,"
Educated person, "get a life."

by littlefox17 June 16, 2018

wook

A name taken from the majestic and ferocious Spotted Wook. This fearsome yet lovable creature is thought to have existed in the Cretaceous period, it was an egg laying mammal, not unlike the misunderstood Platypus it probably shared an ancestral similarity with. It is theorised this pack animal although solitary in nature lives from a diet of fruits that it along with the clutch of other Woki would track down. As a collective these intelligent creatures would also feast on the meat of predators that it would lure into an ambush (elaboration needed). Furthermore it is speculated that it has an unhealthy obsession with processed cheese. This furry omnivore was named for the mating call it is presumed to make by some of the brightest scientific minds looking into it.

The xeno-zoologist in our science department referred to the bones we brought back from our dig in Southern-Botswana as that of a Wook. The Woki eggs in the hatching will make a great addition to the clutch we have raised so far. The extinction of the Wook is a serious matter.

by Damato June 7, 2011