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pocket warming bitch boys

these are the dudes who walk around under-dressed in cooler weather with their hands in their pockets in order to try and keep themselves warm. They tend to associate with another and don't appreciate how weak they look.
Sara was waiting at a red light on a cool evening, when 3 dudes walked in front of her in sandals, shorts, and tank tops each with their hands in their pockets. She yelled, "Get a fucking jacket on you pocket warming bitch boys!!!"
by von groovy May 3, 2019
mugGet the pocket warming bitch boysmug.

Keeping The Other Man Warm

Keeping The Other Man Warm is a term to describe the acts of a female whom has been deemed a whore or prostitute.
Zach: Man, Rebecca was the love of my life forever...I can't believe she cheated on me with two guys !

Mike: Well, your not the first. Looks like she's just always Keeping The Other Man Warm when the times needed.

Zach: Damn.
by LyricalFauxpas September 5, 2011
mugGet the Keeping The Other Man Warmmug.

Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.
by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016
mugGet the Warm velvety muppet sexmug.

First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.
Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.
by Redd Matrixx June 27, 2008
mugGet the First try no warm upmug.

Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.
"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."
by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015
mugGet the Pissing in One's warm spotmug.

warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.
by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005
mugGet the warm place to jerk offmug.

First try, no warm up

Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.
Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!
by Redd Matrixx June 26, 2008
mugGet the First try, no warm upmug.

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