Wanking grades

Wanking grades

20 grades in total for wanking after you do one grade you have to wait another day from trying the next
G1=30 seconds
G2=2 mins
G3=4 mins
G4=5 mins
G5= 10 mins
G6=20 mins
G7=30 mins
G8=40 mins
G9=50 mins
G10=1 hour
G11=2 hours
G12=3 hours
G13=4 hours
G14= 5 hours
G15=1 day
G16=1 week
G17=1 month
G18=1 year
G19=3 years
G20= For the rest of your life.
If you fail grade 20 you cant try again
I MADE IT UP BUT YOU CAN TRY IF YOU WANT.

Stephen= Hey dude i completed grade 19 yesterday.
Sam= But you were at school, how did you do that?
Stephen= I automatically wank in my pants, 3 years, the only way i can be stopped if i get hit in the bulls.
Sam= Im grade 18

Both= I LOVE WANKING GRADES.
Jack= You guys talking about Wanking grades
Both= Go away jack

by Stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 1, 2009

Walking the Dog

Walking the Dog is a term in which a female will be with a male and "Walk their Dog" as in, giving a hand job or anything with a girl handling a dick really.

Becca: Hey where's Tori?

Ali: Tori and Pablo are 'walking the dog.' You know what that means.....

by Youknowwhatsup101 September 25, 2011

extreme street walking

A combination of flips and grinds using your feet and not a skateboard or bike. Mainly performed by experts. Not reccomended for novices, try skateboarding first(unless you are a complete idiot like we are you duck butter drinker).

Yo...We are going extreme street walking after school. We don't have our camera man so we need you to come. Make sure to bring your awesome off the shiznit shoes. Ya

by Speder May 15, 2005

Walking Triangle

Name given to those people who are born with a short torso and long legs. Walking triangles are known for their short temper and mostly nonsensical outbursts. Beware of the walking triangles, they are dangerous.

Hey did you see that walking triangle? Don't get too close they are wild.

by BigA May 13, 2005

Walking Choclate

Also see Operation Moving Shadow.

A word for black people, nigger,

A: I was in the mall the other day and the Walking Choclate bumped into me.

by SetheySeduction January 31, 2008

Waking Hangover

Although a rare occurance, the Waking Hangover occurs when one consumes several alcoholic beverages, often a mixture of beer, alcohol, and wine, in a short time in order to become intoxicated quickly, then staying awake long enough to sober up. Once sober, said person may suffer from normal hangover symptoms including nausea and headaches.

Guy 1: I downed two Jack and Cokes, three Sam Adams and a couple shots of Jose before I went to dinner with my girlfriends family.
Guy 2: How'd that go?!
Guy 1: Don't know, I ended up getting a Waking Hangover and left early.

by CLopez August 15, 2008

Walking the Digimon

The pleasurable shaking of your penis in a vigorous motion until reproductive fluid is discharged .

"Dude don't come over yet, I'm walking the Digimon"

"I walked the Digimon so much last night, I have trouble sitting down"

by Digimon Master 2000 March 12, 2010