Twallop

Lies, rubbish, complete bull, heresay, rumor.

Ben: John said he caught a 7ft carp the other day
Carl: Complete Twallop, he couldnt catch a cold.

by Martin (skyfall) September 9, 2005

twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 18, 2006

Twat Scum

Someone with a nasty vagina. Stinky, smelly, crotch rot.

LaTuna needs to wash herself because I can smell her twat scum from here!

by Raven Moan April 28, 2009

Twaffle

Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"

Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.

by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014

twangy

A musical sound that has characteristics used in blue grass or country music. The term is commonly used by guitarists to identify tone quality (timbre) that is more similar to a banjo than a guitar.

Your guitar sounds twangy.

by Professor Drum Freak November 27, 2015

Bull Twang

To express an oppinion of disbelief. Similar to saying: "Bull Shit"

"Yo man, that's bull twang!"

by OlivaHessum April 7, 2009

Twilight Twat

A teenage girl who obviously is a fan of Twilight.

"Man, check out all that Twilight Twat!"

by CDlustscats February 15, 2010