touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

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touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

by graygoon January 05, 2010

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The act of sexually touching someone you are not in a relationship with, using your hands, right before, during or right after sexual activity.

Armando provided casual touching to his brother's fiancee, the day before the wedding.

by C_word and the Bear January 10, 2010

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One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

by Lizardick January 08, 2018

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When an attractive young lady, who has long fingernails, gently caresses or scraps your taint.

by meister_mekuzi December 08, 2015

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When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.

Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*

Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism

by ClíoIsAutisic December 02, 2022

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