The Good Chair

When the best easy chair is the only easy chair in the house.

“Welcome,” Panda told Reen, whose watch cap was frosted over with sleet. “Take The Good Chair.” It was mama’s, and lumpy, but had a 'seasonal view' of the Palisades. And mama was out at the live chicken mart.

“I call it!” says Tiger Cub, jumping up and down and further soiling the upholstery with her muddy Vans.

“Get down this minute,” thunders NancyLee. “Grandmaw wouldn’t want you all up in The Good Chair, would she! Now, or you’re gonna get a whupping!”

by Hifalutin! February 18, 2022

wicker chair

Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.

"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.

by Gene Kelly October 10, 2006

map chair

When you leave a coutry shaped wet patch on your chair

I accidentally got map chair on my seat

by Loply September 30, 2017

Chair Gang

chair gang was started and owned by edmund yang. to be in chair gang you must put your shirt or sweater in the chair, making you 'one' with the chair

cool person: yo, i just joined chair gang!

loser: fr? thats cool, i wish i was that cool!

by chairgangmemberlvl1 October 21, 2020

Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.

The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.

by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018

chair hopper

Someone who travels all over and gets they’re Hair Done by Different Stylist

Chair Hopper She’s a chair hooper that’s why her Hair Don’t Grow Right....

by Sexy Leo March 29, 2021

chair job

4 or more people use the legs of chair to sodomize themselves.

Those chicks are aching for a chair job!

by Dbag Express October 20, 2010