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Capitalism

The most disgusting, revolting, sickening, repulsive, repellent piece of shit.

An ideology where the rich get richer and the poor remain poor, inherently exploitative, alienating, unstable, unsustainable, and creates massive economic inequality, commodifies people, and is anti-democratic and leads to an erosion of human rights and national sovereignty while it incentivises imperialist expansion and war, and that it benefits a small minority at the expense of the majority of the population, which is no different than slavery.
by Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong August 3, 2023
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Capital A

An inordinately American person, a "Capital A American". Usually used in a derogatory manner.

If you meet one outside the US, you might think they're doing a grotesque, almost offensive caricature of Americans, but no, turns out some yanks really are like that.
- I met Keithrynnn yesterday, she wouldn't shut up about her therapist
- Come on man, that's not cool, there's nothing wrong with going to therapy
- I know, but she kept saying these things that most children already know, as if they require some kind of deep thought and understanding...
- Oh, is she American?
- Yeah, a real Capital A
by some guy in bed June 20, 2022
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Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit
"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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Capitalizer

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.
Hi There How Are You?

Why did you write your message like that you capitalizer?
by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019
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DCG Capital

DCG Capital is a global investor capitalizing on and investing in both emerging and developing markets across 6 continents. DCG Capital was founded in 2015.
John told me about how his investments in DCG Capital made him financially independent.
by Thepedia February 4, 2024
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Capital 8

(Noun, Adj) Describtion: Word that is used for an individual who is under the influence of drugs.
"That girl is a real Capital 8, always strung out."
by ThatCapital8Bitch November 6, 2019
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