Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003

touch grass

something you say to someone who basically never goes outside

bestie please go touch grass you've spent 4 weekends in a row at online debate comps

by tsgpcdt June 21, 2021

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.

i took a shit and got touched by an angel.

by graygoon January 12, 2010

touch noodle

One who touches one's noodle, or penis. One who masturbates. A wanker.

Charlie left the bar before he paid his tab. What a fucking touch noodle!

by Lizardick May 1, 2018

Casual Touching

The act of sexually touching someone you are not in a relationship with, using your hands, right before, during or right after sexual activity.

Armando provided casual touching to his brother's fiancee, the day before the wedding.

by C_word and the Bear January 10, 2010

Angel's touch

When an attractive young lady, who has long fingernails, gently caresses or scraps your taint.

Tom: An angel's touch just feels so good.

by meister_mekuzi March 16, 2016