Osprey Family

Defined: A noble catholic roblox family with big cocks who dominate women and femboys.

Osprey Family:

Person 1: Oh man, look! Its an Osprey!
Person 2: Not again... he's gonna get free ranked!!111
I LOVE OSPREY!!!!11111

by ohrenschmalz December 8, 2022

Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Throke Family

When 2 people get married and have twins named Bret and Anastasia and their dogs get married and have 3 puppies named Butterscotch, Batman and Princess. They also have a Ferret named Milo.

"Omg, did you see the Throke Family?!"
"I know right!? The parents are such a good couple!"

by _Ash_13 May 13, 2021

Family Barbeque

An orgy that involves the use of certain foods, like corn on the cob, hot dogs, and/or sausages

Dude, I was over this girl's huge Fourth of July party, after a few drinks, a total family barbeque broke out! I had ketchup all over me!

by Pienipples October 23, 2011

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

Family Guy

A cartoon that was awesome. Especially the early seasons where Peter was still retarded, but didn't act all childish, Brian was the voice of reason for Peter instead of a liberal douche, Stewie being evil and wanting to kill Lois, Cleveland was around, and Lois wasn't a terrible mother.

Person 1: Wanna watch some Family Guy?

Person 2: If you're talking the earlier seasons, for sure!

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

school family

family but at school generally assigning random friends as your mom, dad, siblings, etc

"Yeah, John's part of my school family. He's the dad."

by stevonniemahniverse July 17, 2015