A man (or young man) whose behavior is driven by the uncontrollable urge to prove that he's "more of a man" than the next guy. Always has to be first in line, always has to be the fastest, always has to drink the most, has to control the room, tailgates and weaves dangerously in and out of traffic to pass people, etc. Basically a Type A personality jacked up to extremes.
That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
by StealthAGC June 20, 2013
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Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .
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1. sporadically occurring periods of time throughout the year which are significant only in the minds of Tesla owners, and are set in motion when she/he has scheduled their car’s overnight software update and continuing on until that person goes to bed
2. the rush of happy feelings a Tesla owner gets which most often includes a ‘skip of a heart-beat’ type of excitement, curiosity and anticipation experienced upon first receiving notification a scheduled software update has become available for download
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1. sporadically occurring periods of time throughout the year which are significant only in the minds of Tesla owners, and are set in motion when she/he has scheduled their car’s overnight software update and continuing on until that person goes to bed
2. the rush of happy feelings a Tesla owner gets which most often includes a ‘skip of a heart-beat’ type of excitement, curiosity and anticipation experienced upon first receiving notification a scheduled software update has become available for download
Todd’s heart skipped a beat as he read the much anticipated “new software update available” notification sent to his Tesla phone app, hoping this would turn out to be the Tesmas Eve that Full Self Drive mode was installed.
Upon hearing the exciting news, Cassie posted to her Tesla Divas FB group, "I just got bowled over by that 'Tesmas Eve' kinda feeling... received word that we are set to close escrow on our new home tomorrow!”
Upon hearing the exciting news, Cassie posted to her Tesla Divas FB group, "I just got bowled over by that 'Tesmas Eve' kinda feeling... received word that we are set to close escrow on our new home tomorrow!”
by FrunkieJunkie May 4, 2019
Get the Tesmas Eve mug.A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed. Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.
A testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it and there are benefits when using it.
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Get the tészta mug.Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players
by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021
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Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.
Since the HAC will be eating it themselves without hands, one generally doesn't care too much.
"Hey John, I hear you were miss Lee's food test victim last night. How was the cooking?"
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."
John, with eyes glazed over: "Dunno."
by NotFin April 4, 2010
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