teet

Ridiculous mispelling of "teat" by people who think they're sophisticated and don't know any better.

Gwen has since gone solo, which people either love or hate, depending on how much they suckle upon the mainstream teet.

by W. Urd Maven January 31, 2007

teenth

A sixteenth of hash.

I've smoked it all mate, all I have left is a teenth.

by Clarissa November 27, 2003

Teetime

The time at which a golfer guy must get up to make his early teetime, thus not allowing anyone to have any fun after 8:00 p.m.

"Come on, Lisa. I've got an early teetime."

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

Big Teeth

Referring to a female well endowed in the mammary gland department, a euphimism suitable for polite company.

"Hey, she's got big teeth ;-)"

by vinnie June 28, 2004

buttery teeth

When you hear the expression that somebody has 'buttery teeth', it most likely will mean that they have obserdly yellow teeth. You might even hear the term, cheddar teeth. Which is basically the same thing.

'Damn, look at that bitch's "buttery teeth" OR
'Holy shit, shes gotta enough cheese on them teeth to feed a homeless shelter!'

by sheabadbitch June 10, 2009

teeth fuck

To bite someone really really fucken hard.

The cum from such a session is the bruise that's left.

If you don't bruise, you ain't fucking right.

guy 1: Dude that's a nasty bruise!

guy 2: Nah, my gf just teeth fucked me. I got her back though.

guy 1: awesome (because teeth fucking is always awesome and reciprocating the gift is always smiled upon)

by MaikeruDesu August 25, 2011