tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.

“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”

by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010

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Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018

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Tech map

An excuse for bad mapping in rhythm games.

Mapper: *Makes normal shit map*
Player: this gameplay sucks
Mapper: *makes identical map but calls it a tech map*
Player: this is awesome and i love it

by emiliauwu February 23, 2022

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tech-recluse

The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.

Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.

Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.

by juleskills December 18, 2010

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