A debilitating disease in which a man chooses to only see one vagina for the rest of his life (see: marriage).
The onset of Onegina Syndrome comes on slowly at first, initially affecting masculine activities with the subject's friends (ie. sports, vids, bar hopping, trips to vegas, etc). Soon the disease will accelerate and spread to all other aspects of his life, and the subject's identity begins to be transformed from that of an individual into that of a couple (see: siamese twin). Soon the subject is unable/unwilling to attend any event without his other half, and will make all social decisions based upon what will be best for his relationship. By the time Stage V Onegina Syndrome is reached, it's best to say goodbye to the individual and hope for the best. A manageable quality of life for individuals afflicted with Stage V Onegina Syndrome is possible, due to the hypnotic effect the disease has on the brain. The subject will often feel that their life is "better" or "more mature" now that Stage V Onegina Syndrome has taken hold. The friends of the subject are often the true victims of this awful disease.
Onegina Syndrome can affect anyone, especially if the subject is a nester at heart. You should not attempt to engage in masculine activities if you're suffering from OGS. If you're unsure if you're mentally healthy enough for masculine activities its best to first consult your gynecologist.
The onset of Onegina Syndrome comes on slowly at first, initially affecting masculine activities with the subject's friends (ie. sports, vids, bar hopping, trips to vegas, etc). Soon the disease will accelerate and spread to all other aspects of his life, and the subject's identity begins to be transformed from that of an individual into that of a couple (see: siamese twin). Soon the subject is unable/unwilling to attend any event without his other half, and will make all social decisions based upon what will be best for his relationship. By the time Stage V Onegina Syndrome is reached, it's best to say goodbye to the individual and hope for the best. A manageable quality of life for individuals afflicted with Stage V Onegina Syndrome is possible, due to the hypnotic effect the disease has on the brain. The subject will often feel that their life is "better" or "more mature" now that Stage V Onegina Syndrome has taken hold. The friends of the subject are often the true victims of this awful disease.
Onegina Syndrome can affect anyone, especially if the subject is a nester at heart. You should not attempt to engage in masculine activities if you're suffering from OGS. If you're unsure if you're mentally healthy enough for masculine activities its best to first consult your gynecologist.
Guy 1- Hey guys, I'm ordering the fight tonight! Lets hit the strip afterward and do it up!
Onegina Syndrome Sufferer - I can't man, I think Lacey and I are just going to pick up sushi and watch the notebook. She's bloated and feeling gross cause she's on her period. Just trying to be supportive.
Guy 1- Wow. Just wow.
Onegina Syndrome Sufferer - I can't man, I think Lacey and I are just going to pick up sushi and watch the notebook. She's bloated and feeling gross cause she's on her period. Just trying to be supportive.
Guy 1- Wow. Just wow.
by EZ__ November 29, 2010
Get the Onegina Syndrome mug.Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a made-up syndrome used to refer to kindergarteners who like unfunny and stupid.
by toasterman332 August 25, 2023
Get the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome mug.When someone in the ruling class has everything they need and is oblivious to the fact that many of the common people are suffering from a lack of basic necessities
When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"
When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"
John Boehner and Mitch McConnell represent classic cases of Marie Antoinette Syndrome, their Congressional Health Care plans provide them with the best Health Care in the world, but they have fought against making health care available to the masses, appearantly unconcerned that thousands of Americans die every year because they can't afford basic health care.
by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010
Get the Marie Antoinette Syndrome mug.An ugly aggressive girl. Not so dissimilar from small man syndrome however the subject is female and butters (ugly).
Duncan: 'why is Sinead being such an abbrasive twat'
Nathan: 'She has obviously got butters girl syndrome'
Nathan: 'She has obviously got butters girl syndrome'
by willywonka76 November 21, 2011
Get the Butters girl syndrome mug.Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.
This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.
This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.
Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"
by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022
Get the Transgender Derangement Syndrome mug.A relatively mild variant of autistic spectrum disorder (ASD), marked by a watered-down version of autistic symptoms (e.g., poor social skills and communication) but perfectly intact language and intellectual abilities, which may range from average to unmeasurable genius. It is often associated with high IQ as their need for logic and often above-average mathematical and scientific skills make them STEM graduates.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
Get the Asperger's Syndrome mug.Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
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