budgie smuggler

UK slang: a very overweight man, in very brief swimming trunks, hanging out at your holiday hotel pool. His trunks appear to have a budgie, or other small bird, concealed down the front of them

OMG, check out the budgie smuggler! What's wrong with swimming shorts?! Do you think that if he had a mirror on a stick, the budgie would peck at it? etc...

by growley August 28, 2010

cunt smuggler

A cunt smuggler is a guy who just smuggles cunts instead of gullzing beer or surfing.

Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.

by Colton April 4, 2005

smugglin raisins

Hard nipples

"Damn, that girl's smugglin raisins! Did you see those things? Looked like some headlights."

by thomas January 29, 2004

Smuggly

A combination of smug and ugly, smuggly refers to the attitude of Republican candidates' and supporters' faces when confronted with the viciousness of their attacks on minorities.

In the face of criticism regarding his call to ban Muslims entering the U.S., Donald Trump remained smuggly.

by L. Info March 25, 2016

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Rainbow Smuggler

A person who can not always be spotted as homosexual right away. An individual, who like a rainbow which can be hazy at times, is none the less clearly a homosexual. This coincides with the rainbow being the indentifying mark of the homosexual community. Sometimes hazy, sometimes clear, but always gay.

Frank you have been acting gay lately, are you a rainbow smuggler?

by Mike Postal Hauncho July 1, 2010