scrumptipus

ABSOLUTELY scrumptious food, like way too good for its own good.

“Dude, this chicken is scrumptipus!”

“Fr dawg!”

by wishinguponacheesemoon June 10, 2023

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Scrump

A Scrump is a Iraq delicacy which is a endangered fish named the Scrump it taste of shrimp and a little like chicken but overall is a little bit smelly and looks horrid overall. The Scrump could be found in a certain area of the Atlantic Ocean where it is usually found washed up on shore or under rocks. Sometimes Scrumps can be more purple or orange and maybe white or a fleshy more meat color. Scrumps can be micro, small, medium sized and maybe even huge if you find the queen scrump. Scrumps are best cooked until black and burnt looking and are usually stuffed with some meat or wrapped with something. Scrumps live under big rocks in the sea in which they dig big areas under them to create a prefect living area. Scrumps are known for being a leading cause of cancer and even poisen related deaths if not cooked well while most symptoms of under cooked Scrumps are harmless like throwing up and nausea it could lead to more serious punishment so tread lightly with your cooking! Scrumps were known to be eaten by hunger pirates in the pirate age especially by two famous pirates Fatbeard and Crock! Although Scrumps might sound bad at first they can be fantastic after a good cooking!

Hello honey cook me some Scrumps before i get drunk and beat our son Tommy! Oh hi Debby your fatass needs to lay off them Scrumpies ( plural )!

by Benjamin Von Sanders. July 14, 2023

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strumpet • strump • Strumpettes • strumpadabif • Strumph • Strumping • Strumped • Strumpedestalation • strumpelstiltskin • Strumper

Scrumpled

When something is both scrunched and crumpled at the same time. When something is in a mash.

Everything is all scrumpled around in your bag

When something is in a jumble or all tangled up

by JaneLee August 10, 2023

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scrumptchy dumptchy

something thats very scrumptious

mmMm this egg is very scrumptchy dumptchy

by rx2ie August 10, 2023

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Scrumpchouslibidydambadabam

Scrumpchouslibidydambadabam is making somthing so good that it is felonious while riding a red dolphin on a pirate ship with a HTC vive on the back of your head while shooting a flamethrower at the floating frying pan in the secret compartment in your basement and dancing like a ogre while making a sacrifice

Did you here that Boris got the death penalty 5 times for committing 27th degree Scrumpchouslibidydambadabam,
what a silly shaboinger

by SubSonic_plays October 8, 2023

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