Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.

These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.

by catmanpu January 28, 2014

backdoor stretcher

A Gurthy Cock

She came to my house looking for a backdoor stretcher

by The Vagician 315 December 17, 2014

etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically (pure science only) controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be imho etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015