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smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.
Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.
by kkling October 20, 2010
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sartastical

when someone's sarcasm is overly dramatic and unnecessary.
His sartastical attitude aggrevated me to the point of rage.
by RaeChris10209 October 28, 2010
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Spartan Mouth

the act of talking an incredible amount of shit, which you may or may not be able to back up. The point is, you just keep going no matter what.
dude1: hey broskii, did you see that chick over there on the other side of the bar?
dude2:yea man, she's here with some douche.
dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.
by Anastasia von Kryuger March 18, 2012
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sartaic

portmanteau of "satirical" and "sarcasm." To be both sarcastic and satirical.
"Nobody actually whips out their Starbucks gift cards and brags on who has a gold membership."

"We just did."

"Sure, but that was sartaic."
by WordEater November 2, 2012
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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.
We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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Sparta

Verb (Sparta-ing; Sparta-ed)

To Sparta; When someone kicks someone else very hard in the chest just like from the movie "300". Better used if person being kicked falls from a height.

Noun (Sparta)

When someone is referring to "the kick".
Verb - The frat boy got spartaed off of the roof and into the pool.

- The pirate started spartaing his prisoners off his ship.

Noun - The Sparta Leroy did on Bob was AMAZING! Although he did get detention for it.
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smartasstitude

The ability to be a smart ass at any time and place.
My dad had put me on Ritalin when i was a child he said it changed me in to a zombie, But he said it never changed me from being a smart ass! (smartasstitude)
by chultzmack December 22, 2013
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