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Devil Square

A Goetic square dance in which the participants dance counterclockwise while chanting demonic names pulled from the Lesser Key of Solomon. Two people have sex in the center of the circle and kill each other at the dance's climax. It is generally believed that this ritual is responsible for the rise of Limp Bizkit in the late 90's and the ongoing appeal of the Twilight Saga. It is rumored that if the square dance is successful, an encore may be played with the Devil's golden fiddle, which will appear in the material plane in a puff of acrid smoke.

Alternatively, it refers to a delicious chocolatey snack cake with a creamy center marketed and distributed by Little Debbie. However, the former meaning is more well established.
The Theatre class was forbidden from participating in a play wherein they would perform a Devil Square.
by JackSpratt February 5, 2014
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p squared

BDS wishes Justin S. had a P^2 so he could bang him.
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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square root

A euphemism, referring to the square root of 4761 (which is 69).
Sir and I took a walk out into to woods today, spread out a blanket, and began to square root happily for the rest of the afternoon.
by Ayla February 14, 2005
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Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.
Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!
by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010
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square shit

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"
by Nicky James. October 27, 2007
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lips squared

noun. synonym for female. refers to the lips on her head, and the lips between her legs.
by Misogyne November 1, 2002
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c squared

I went down to c squared to bury my cousin's turtle.
by Mark S. Roop September 11, 2009
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