slurmpy

A Slurmpy is a very bad call of duty player... they run around the map like a retarded chicken with its head cut off. A normal match is anywhere from 1-19 to 5-28.

Lawshark stop running around like a Slurmpy, you're getting us killed and having us lose every game.

by Real slim shady 403 August 31, 2017

Slurp Juice

the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.

Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.

God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.

by Jdjzodndodnj November 1, 2018

splurgle

V./ N.
V.= when a thick substance(usually the consistancy of cool ketchup) spills and quickly stains.
N.= The chunky stain resulting from the verb form of this word.

V.= "Oh Shitake! this thing just splurgled the ketchup all over me!"
N.= "This bites, ive got a soda splurgel on my new shirt."

by Dominus Nocti May 13, 2005

Slurp

adj.: a female that gets around, has sex(including oral) with many males. usually has/had at least one STD and has been pregnant at least one time. thought of as easy, gross, used up, a last resort.

synonyms: slut, whore, hoe, triflin bitch, bustdown

Pshh, I never fuck with slurps.

by OfficerBenDover December 20, 2010

Splurge

to let go sweet sticky cum*
to let the moo juice spill
to let the splurge spill in yea womens mouth and/or down the breasts..(enjoying and pain staking)

i let out a splurge and got biatch slapped

by bob hastle February 15, 2004

Splurt

Bowels that are half way between firm and diarrhea

About the consistancy of cow pies. (examplel: I got to take a splurt)

by Steve Lassila September 20, 2007

splurt

A substance secreted from the vagina when a woman is turned on or sexually aroused.

I splurt every time he so much as rubs against me.

Every time I see him, I splurt.

by now unsheltered February 18, 2009