Shlorking

A word used by men to tell a woman if they're about to ejaculate a bucket of sperm

"I'm about to shlork, get ready!"
"I'm shlorking!"

by Mootegotboot July 21, 2023

Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

Guy: that's some real spork behavior

Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here

by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023

splormey

splormey: a act of splooging on a dead rat inside of a pillow case

john, you cant splormey in public that’s rude!

by ryan darby July 19, 2024

Splonk

The name extending row and column to the third dimension

This 3D-Tensor has a row index, a column index and a splonk index.

by Aisolon August 7, 2024

Splonks

The name extending row and column to the third dimension

This 3D-Tensor has a row index, a column index and a splonks index.

by Aisolon August 7, 2024

Sporkulate

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.

"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation

by Luggnutter August 18, 2024

Sporklutz

A term to describe the frustrating and mildly comical sensation when your food unexpectedly tumbles off the fork just as you're about to take a bite.

Sam watched slowly as her food dropped from the fork sending a wave of Sporklutz through her body.

by mattyhew662 October 19, 2023