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Salade Nicoise

Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.

Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*

Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....

Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.

Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
by Mike109999 July 24, 2022
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Splæsch

The act of releasing mental congestion through various forms of expression, typically by means of sporadic art mediums and convulsive gibberish.

The act of dancing and painting on non traditional surfaces the way a monkey does with its bodily fluids.

Defying expectations in the most bizarre way possible, commonly as a way to shock peoples’ understanding of cultures.

A way of conducting monkey business with the boys.
I’ll be right back. I just have to splæsch real quick. *starts aggressively throwing it back.*

Sorry I’m late, I was just splæshing and lost track of time.
by Splæsch the Xenovibe July 31, 2022
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The sheets were splawed across the floor.
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