soccer

what american football should be called.

It makes no sense for soccer to be called soccer when it is called football everywhere else, and it doesn't make sense to call football "football" when the ball and the foot hardly ever make contact!! So, they should just switch the names so everything would make more sense

Italian foreign exchange student: Hello, my name is Luigi and I like to play football.
American student: Umm... you look a little skinny to play football. Do you mean soccer?
Italian: What is soccer?
American: -_-

by you got em lost for words October 13, 2008

soccer

a very intense sport that involves a lot of skill. people often diss soccer only because they wish that they could play it as good as others. once you play soccer on a team, there is usually no stopping you. i have been playing for 8 years, and i rock at it. it takes a ton of practice outside of the team practices and games, like dribbling it down the street without looking down, and jugging it on your knees for ten minutes straight. after you have accomplished this, then tell me that soccer requires no skill. during a game, you have to dribble down a field between atleast 4 people trying to get at that moment your most prized possesion, keep the ball out of the 18-yard line and shoot pass a goalie without kicking the ball over or beside the net, which means perfect aim. DONT DISS SOCCER

Jill: Wow, she has been playing for 8 years, look at her go!
Jack: yea i know, playing soccer for that long must mean that she has really strong thighs.
Jill: yea, i wish i started when i was 6!

by SoccerfreakLindsay May 31, 2007

Soccer

Sport in which its diehard fans are completely self-righteous and dilusional. With that aside, soccer is an excellent sport that requires extreme stamina and coordination. Soccer (as with any other sport due to differing skill sets) should not be considered a superior or inferior form of sport.

Soccer fans in the USA front aggrogance about soccer to hide their envy of the NFL's popularity.

by Judas & Frankie Lee December 24, 2009

soccer

The most popular sport in the world apparently, much the same way that rice is the most widely eaten food in the world, its not that people want to eat rice or play soccer, they just have no other choice.

I would kill for some soccer and rice right now.

by Social Spermicide August 28, 2010

soccer

the worlds greatest and most played sport. if you were to place a television in front of every person in the world and give them the choice to watch the world cup or the super bowl, every non American would choose the world cup along with numerous Americans. Soccer is the only sport that actually has a world championship. (baseball comes close but it sucks so it cant win)

soccer the WORLD CUP not the fucking super bowl thats only watched for commercials

by somewhere over the mountain 2 January 21, 2009

Saint Augustine Prep Soccer

The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.

They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.

And

They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.

They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.

Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?

Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...

Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.

Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.

Guy 1: Oh...my bad.

by Hermitsoccer June 22, 2011

Soccer

Something little boys play until they are able to put on pads and play football like a man.

The soccer player met me on the gridiron now he is in the hospital.

by The Great Texasmortarman September 30, 2012