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snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.
Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.
by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009
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Snitch9ine

Friend 1: you hear bout 6ix9ine in court
Friend 2: oh u mean snitch9ine
by ChristianBootySlayer November 17, 2019
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Snatch Troll

A snatch troll is an incredibly naughty child of a single mother. One who often misbehaves and makes embarrassing scenes in public venues.
My girl Jayda is fine as hell, but her six year old daughter is like the spawn of satan! We can't go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum or breaking something! That little Snatch Troll needs a beating!
by Solidus84 October 1, 2010
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skitchin my fitchin

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.
by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019
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titty snatch

When a female sticks her entire nipple into a male's urethra and she begins to lactate vigorously.
Ethan: Damn baby you titty snatched me so good last night
by My Moms Weiner April 20, 2015
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Snatch 22

A woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her shaggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.
"Shit, that bird's a right munter."

"Yeah, she's a genuine snatch 22!"
by Rusty6899 January 7, 2010
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dab snatcha

When the dude with the torch decides to take his turn twice.

Often stoned.
Oh shit, Jeff did another dab. That fucking dab snatcha.
by Hawkuu June 13, 2018
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