simulfap

Simultaneous masturbation.

Jean and I were horny, but we were separated by thousands of kilometers. We decided to simulfap.

by I dream January 6, 2011

simultasticrap

1. Describes a situation that is both fantastic and crappy at the same time.

Jenna: I think I failed that math test, but at least I got to sit next to the hot new kid!

Bianca: Sounds simultasticrap.

by whattheeffisgoingon March 5, 2011

Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person

Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.

by Machinarine September 5, 2011

Simuldump

When two or more of the dogs your are walking take a dump at the same time.

Wow was I lucky today. I was walking the dogs and they took a simuldump at the same exact time, so it was easy to pick up thier poo.

by Pakman1281 September 3, 2011

simultant

simultaneous; synchronous.

There was a simultant telecast of the diva’s performance on three TVs.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

simulstance

an even that happens simultaneously with others.

We are familiar with a hella lot of simulstances.

by uttam maharjan March 17, 2012

similarky

This word is for when someone is saying, about you or about someone else, the same ridiculous, tired stuff and you've heard it all before. This word could also be for when you are saying, about something else or about someone else, the same insincere, foolish stuff you've always said before and they call you on it. (This word is also related to SSDD to some extent.)

Jane is so full of it; I try to talk straight up with that girl but I mean she doesn't tell me nothing but similarky similarky similarky 24-7, yo.

by GAGA HONK October 18, 2012