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similarky 

This word is for when someone is saying, about you or about someone else, the same ridiculous, tired stuff and you've heard it all before. This word could also be for when you are saying, about something else or about someone else, the same insincere, foolish stuff you've always said before and they call you on it. (This word is also related to SSDD to some extent.)
Jane is so full of it; I try to talk straight up with that girl but I mean she doesn't tell me nothing but similarky similarky similarky 24-7, yo.
similarky by GAGA HONK October 18, 2012
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Website similarity scam 

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!

similak child 

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child
That similak child is drivin me wild
similak child by guy July 27, 2004
titties would be weird if one was not similar to the other
similar by Float September 7, 2003

similarish 

Related, but with liberties taken that may make something entirely different.
The color in his design is similarish to the blue the client supplied.
similarish by dannyblueshades December 30, 2008

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy 

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

Similarized 

Relating to a past contextual non-identical resemblance of one point of conversation to another.
Xavier: "I can't believe some of the top American homed companies are still developing their products overseas."

Johnny: "Just think, there are a few thousand American citizens we could use to fulfill those positions. Of course not cheaply; nonetheless, giving employment opportunities and stimulating the economy somewhat."

... (later on in the conversation) ...

Xavier: "From the public's eye, you perceptually look bad when you outsource. Plus as you SIMILARIZED, it screws innocent Americans out of jobs!"
Similarized by Steven Beger June 11, 2010